How To Keep A Housewife: Micro-Zine

CW: Sexually explicit imagery, references to substance abuse and self harm.

Is your planetary housewife tired and sullen? Is she using alcohol to cope with home life? Well look no further, the How To Keep A Housewife miniature instruction guide is sure to be your essential companion: let your personal gains be guaranteed!*

*cannot guarantee the quality of life for your planetary housewife. please consult your local physician if side effects present, such as overheating, breathing problems, liquid retention and ozone degradation.